Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox
In a shocking turn of events, the gaming world has been left reeling as Hideo Kojima’s highly anticipated stealth-action game,…
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Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…
Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤩 Christian metal pioneers STRYPER just dropped a brand new song,…
Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise
If you’re ready to relive the thrill of watching cartoon robots fight and your childhood hero die, then you’re in…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…
Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…
Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library
Microsoft’s “Everything is an XBOX” initiative just got a whole lot more interesting, thanks to Backbone’s latest announcement. The company…
BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some completely unnecessary nostalgia? 🎉 BUSH’s album “The Sea Of Memories” is getting…
Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes
Welcome back to Derry, because Hollywood can’t resist the allure of a good nostalgia harvest. HBO has renewed their Stephen…
Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…