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Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident
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Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

!!!!!strong>The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re thinking. They’ve filed a…

Runescape Launches The Second Act Of Its Latest Expansion
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Runescape Launches The Second Act Of Its Latest Expansion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen the ups and downs of the gaming world, from the humble beginnings of Runescape…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox
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Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the gaming world has been left reeling as Hideo Kojima’s highly anticipated stealth-action game,…

Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
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Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…

Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To
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Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤩 Christian metal pioneers STRYPER just dropped a brand new song,…

Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise
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Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

If you’re ready to relive the thrill of watching cartoon robots fight and your childhood hero die, then you’re in…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 29, 2026August 30, 2026

Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…

Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
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Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…

Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library
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Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Microsoft’s “Everything is an XBOX” initiative just got a whole lot more interesting, thanks to Backbone’s latest announcement. The company…

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