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Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?
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Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Alright, gather ’round, fellow would-be tycoons and spreadsheet enthusiasts! 🎩📊 Let’s talk about Transport Fever 3, the game that promises…

Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!
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Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Apparently, the Starship Troopers franchise is complicated. It’s an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek action series about fascist space marines exploding bugs. One…

Starsand Island Early Access Preview—Finally, a Place Where You Can Build Your Future Without Leaving Your Couch (or Your Bed, or Your Bathtub)
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Starsand Island Early Access Preview—Finally, a Place Where You Can Build Your Future Without Leaving Your Couch (or Your Bed, or Your Bathtub)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Starsand Island landed on my desk with all the subtlety of a 50-ton combine harvester—courtesy of CGM’s Dayna Eileen, whose…

The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown
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The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

EA and The Sims 4 have once again decided to milk their loyal fanbase with a new expansion pack, this…

Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again
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Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

In a move that perhaps no one could have expected, the Virtual Boy is joining the Nintendo Switch Online +…

Nintendo Switch 2’s Winter 2026 Lineup: Where Your Wallet Freezes and Your Sanity Melts
Attention, Switch 2 peasants! Here's why you'll still be gaming on potato mode
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Nintendo Switch 2’s Winter 2026 Lineup: Where Your Wallet Freezes and Your Sanity Melts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Oh look, the Switch 2’s library is “expanding.” Groundbreaking. 🙄 While Sony and Microsoft fans are already 2 generations ahead,…

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“Finally, the Moment You’ve Been Waiting For: The Palm Beach Show Is Here!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

The Palm Beach Show Returns to the Palm Beach Convention Center February 12-17, 2026 Featuring Renowned Art, Antique & Jewelry…

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Manhattan Vintage | Winter 2026 Show | January 30: Where Old Clothes Get a Second Chance at Being Overpriced

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

What’s it all about? Manhattan Vintage is NYC’s biggest retro fashion circus. Gothamist calls it “the Beyoncé concert of the…

Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill
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Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Move over, William Shakespeare—because Romeo isn’t just dead, he’s been cybernetically resurrected, weaponized, and shoved into a multiversal soap opera…

Code Vein II Preview – A Stylish Soulslike That Leans Fully Into Its Anime Excess
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Code Vein II Preview – A Stylish Soulslike That Leans Fully Into Its Anime Excess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Move over, Dark Souls, there’s a new vampire in town, and it’s here to steal your heart—literally. 🧛‍♂️💔 Code Vein…

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