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Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet
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Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Subnautica 2 is finally here, and it’s time to dive back into the world…

Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family
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Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The LEGO series of games has always been a favorite in my household, and I’m not ashamed to admit that…

IO Interactive is Clearly the Only Studio That Can Make Bond Games Without Totally Butchering the Franchise Probably
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IO Interactive is Clearly the Only Studio That Can Make Bond Games Without Totally Butchering the Franchise Probably

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

IO Interactive is basically the real-life Q, and 007 First Light is their latest gadget-filled masterpiece ðŸĪ–💞. I mean, who…

Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle
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Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Far Far West is a game that’s so crazy, it just might work ðŸĪŠ. With its wacky cartoon aesthetic, roguelike…

D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
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D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of ðŸĪĐ, right? I mean, who…

Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises
Masters of Albion: Because Who Needs Fully Realized Games, Anyway? ðŸĪĢ
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Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

So, Peter Molyneux is back with another game that’s supposed to change the world, or at least that’s what he…

Oh Joy Another Pirate Game Because We Didn’t Have Enough Already Windrose Early Access Preview
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Oh Joy Another Pirate Game Because We Didn’t Have Enough Already Windrose Early Access Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 I’m reviewing Windrose, a game that’s all about being a…

Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots
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Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

I’m so excited to dive into Morbid Metal, a game that’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting to unleash its…

Wyldheart Demo Proves Your Old Man’s RPGs Are Still Relevant But Only If They Have Better Graphics And More Clicking
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Wyldheart Demo Proves Your Old Man’s RPGs Are Still Relevant But Only If They Have Better Graphics And More Clicking

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Ahh, the nostalgia is real 🙌. Ahead of PAX East 2026, I got to check out the Wyldheart demo, and…

Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…

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