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Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this
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Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been 32 years in the making? 🤯 I mean, I’m…

Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again
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Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Jerry Sandusky case is back in the news, and it’s…

Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven
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Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another veteran game developer jumping ship to start their own studio, because…

Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
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Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…

Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…

Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network
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Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Roza Gilles, a young model from Uzbekistan, has come forward with…

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks
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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: a massive cannabis stash was found in a cave on an…

Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Look at This – Another “Epstein” Employee Playing Dumb Before Congress! Well, well, well – look who’s singing the “I…

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