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Tag: Prey

Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: a massive cannabis stash was found in a cave on an…

Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Look at This – Another “Epstein” Employee Playing Dumb Before Congress! Well, well, well – look who’s singing the “I…

Holy Wordplay, Batman! DC Just Hired a Writer to Ruin Robin
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Holy Wordplay, Batman! DC Just Hired a Writer to Ruin Robin

FinnJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Hold onto your cowls, DC fanboys, because the Bat-Signal is flashing twice and it’s strobing like a rave in Arkham…

Vampire Crawlers: Yet Another Poncle Game Announced (Yawn) at the Xbox Partner Preview
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Vampire Crawlers: Yet Another Poncle Game Announced (Yawn) at the Xbox Partner Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Okay, so Poncle, the geniuses 🤡 behind the *totally* original game Vampire Survivors (which definitely didn’t borrow from anything else…

‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
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‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…

Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025
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Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

1987’s cinematic masterpiece Deadly Prey birthed Prey Day 🙄! Celebrate gloriously bad cinema 🎬. In collaboration with bestofbhorror, Everything is…

“The Predator 5-Movie Collection Arrives on 4K UHD and Blu-ray November 10th (Because You Totally Asked For It)”
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“The Predator 5-Movie Collection Arrives on 4K UHD and Blu-ray November 10th (Because You Totally Asked For It)”

FinnOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Behold, the PREDATOR 5-MOVIE COLLECTION! 🤣 Yes, FIVE whole movies dedicated to the alien that just REALLY likes hunting humans.…

Watch the FINAL Trailer for Predator: BADlands (Because it’s Gonna BE bad, lol)
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Watch the FINAL Trailer for Predator: BADlands (Because it’s Gonna BE bad, lol)

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the cinematic event of the millennium! 🙄 20th Century Studios, bless their greedy little hearts, has…

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Elephant Reads CNN

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…

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