Look at This – Another “Epstein” Employee Playing Dumb Before Congress!
Well, well, well – look who’s singing the “I didn’t know anything” blues! Darren Indyke, Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime attorney and errand boy, sat before Congress yesterday and claimed he had “no knowledge whatsoever” of his boss’s sex crimes. Right. And I’m sure he also believes Hillary’s emails just vanished on their own!
This guy worked for Epstein for over 20 years doing “entirely legitimate” work – yeah, sure, just like Hunter Biden’s art career is “entirely legitimate.” Indyke wants us to believe he was completely oblivious while his boss was running a trafficking operation right under his nose. Give me a break! How dumb do these swamp creatures think we are?
Now Indyke’s pushing back on allegations about withdrawing thousands in cash to help Epstein avoid bank scrutiny. Of course he is! Can’t have those pesky financial records exposing what was really going on. Just like the Democrats always want to hide their financial trails, right?
Here’s the real kicker – Indyke and Epstein’s other executor just settled a lawsuit for $35 million but “admitted no wrongdoing.” Sound familiar? It’s the classic Democrat defense – pay up when caught, but never admit guilt! These swamp rats always protect each other.
And get this – after Epstein was convicted in 2008 for soliciting prostitution from a minor, Indyke claims his boss was “devastated and extremely contrite.” Devastated? More like worried about getting caught! Indyke actually believed him when Epstein promised he’d never do it again. What a sucker! These establishment types will believe anything from their elite buddies.
The best part? Indyke says he “deeply regrets” his mistake and feels “horrible” for the victims. Too little, too late, pal! Actions speak louder than words, and your 20 years of silence while working for a monster speaks volumes.
But don’t worry, patriots – with President Trump in office for his second term, we’re finally draining this swamp. No more protecting the powerful while they prey on the innocent. The truth is coming out, and guys like Indyke won’t be able to hide behind their fake ignorance much longer!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
