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Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
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Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…

Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
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Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop

Big ElephantDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…

Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)
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Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Alright, listen up, ya filthy casuals! Helldivers 2, the only game that matters (according to me, and I’m always right),…

College Kid Gets Kicked Out of US After Trying to Surprise His Fam for Turkey Day, Judge’s Orders Be Damned
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College Kid Gets Kicked Out of US After Trying to Surprise His Fam for Turkey Day, Judge’s Orders Be Damned

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Honduranity! Another sob story from the Fake News CNN, folks. A…

BREAKING: DC goes full Wild West, National Guard joins the shootout – who needs Tombstone
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BREAKING: DC goes full Wild West, National Guard joins the shootout – who needs Tombstone

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another Democrat-inspired crime! Two brave National Guardsmen, sent to D.C. to clean up the leftist mess, were shot.…

Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad
The Deep State's Grip on the Copyright Office Tightens! Can't Drain the Swamp When They're Hiding in the Library!
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Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists disguised as moderate judges, has temporarily blocked our glorious President Trump from…

Where Nagging Neighs Become Life Coaches for Tiny Humans | CNN
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Where Nagging Neighs Become Life Coaches for Tiny Humans | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another load of liberal propaganda from Fake News CNN! This time, they’re trying to make us feel all…

Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
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Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…

‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells
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‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells

Big ElephantNovember 23, 2025November 23, 2025

Hollywood elites are at it again, folks! “Wicked: For Good” rakes in $150M while conservatives are BANNED from theaters! Is…

Slender Woman Gets Lost in Wisconsin: A Comedy of Errors
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Slender Woman Gets Lost in Wisconsin: A Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantNovember 23, 2025November 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another feel-good story courtesy of the liberal loony bin. A woman, coddled by our “justice”…

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