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DC Police Chief Caught Cooking the Books on Crime Stats Like a Boss
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DC Police Chief Caught Cooking the Books on Crime Stats Like a Boss

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Democrats in DC Caught Cooking the Books Again—This Time It’s Crime Stats! Another day, another Democrat scandal. The House Oversight…

JetBlue Plane Had an Almost-Kiss with US Air Force Jet Over Venezuela
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JetBlue Plane Had an Almost-Kiss with US Air Force Jet Over Venezuela

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

JetBlue Pilot Nearly Crashes Into Ghost Tanker, Blames Invisible Air Force While Democrats Cheer A JetBlue flight from Curaçao to…

As Epstein Releases Near, Americans Realize Trump Probably Just Knew Where the Good Bagels Were
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As Epstein Releases Near, Americans Realize Trump Probably Just Knew Where the Good Bagels Were

Big ElephantDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

House Democrats Release New Epstein Photos in Latest Desperate Attempt to Drag Trump Through the Mud In a move that…

Why Mortgage Rates Today Are More Unpredictable Than Your Ex’s Mood Swings
Rate Cuts! Mortgage Rates! The Fed Just Fed Us Another Plate of Leftist Propaganda!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Why Mortgage Rates Today Are More Unpredictable Than Your Ex’s Mood Swings

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Fed trying to make us all feel better about the economy they’ve been…

Navy Sends Mark Kelly a Participation Trophy for Best Improv in the ‘Oops I Illegally Ordered Something’ Skit
Leftist Senator Mark Kelly's Sedition Circus Reaches New Heights as Navy Mulls Punishment for Treasonous 'Refuse Illegal Orders' Video
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Navy Sends Mark Kelly a Participation Trophy for Best Improv in the ‘Oops I Illegally Ordered Something’ Skit

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning display of Democratic double standards, the US Navy has reportedly handed over “recommendations” on how to punish…

Protesters crash DHS Secretary Noem’s testimony like she was hosting a family reunion they weren’t invited to
Sherrone Moore: The Wokest Coach in Football Gets Fired for Not Being Progressive Enough
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Protesters crash DHS Secretary Noem’s testimony like she was hosting a family reunion they weren’t invited to

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning turn of events that has everyone in the locker room scratching their heads, University of Michigan’s head…

Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers
Trump Finally Tells the Truth About CNN: It’s a Disgrace That Must Be Sold!
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Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a stunning and totally unexpected move, President Donald J. Trump, the greatest president in history and possibly all of…

Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?
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Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because Australia just declared war on FUN – and of course, CNN’s parroting it…

CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did
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CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Well, folks, looks like CNN is at it again, whining about President Trump making the Kennedy Center GREAT AGAIN! Apparently,…

Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
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Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…

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