Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: propaganda

Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers
Trump Finally Tells the Truth About CNN: It’s a Disgrace That Must Be Sold!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a stunning and totally unexpected move, President Donald J. Trump, the greatest president in history and possibly all of…

Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because Australia just declared war on FUN – and of course, CNN’s parroting it…

CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Well, folks, looks like CNN is at it again, whining about President Trump making the Kennedy Center GREAT AGAIN! Apparently,…

Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…

Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another excuse from the liberal elites! Flight canceled? Probably because the woke airline industry is too busy pushing…

Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…

Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop

Big ElephantDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…

Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)
Breaking, Games News

Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Alright, listen up, ya filthy casuals! Helldivers 2, the only game that matters (according to me, and I’m always right),…

College Kid Gets Kicked Out of US After Trying to Surprise His Fam for Turkey Day, Judge’s Orders Be Damned
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

College Kid Gets Kicked Out of US After Trying to Surprise His Fam for Turkey Day, Judge’s Orders Be Damned

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Honduranity! Another sob story from the Fake News CNN, folks. A…

BREAKING: DC goes full Wild West, National Guard joins the shootout – who needs Tombstone
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

BREAKING: DC goes full Wild West, National Guard joins the shootout – who needs Tombstone

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another Democrat-inspired crime! Two brave National Guardsmen, sent to D.C. to clean up the leftist mess, were shot.…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 15 16 17 … 39 Next

Latest posts

  • China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo
  • Southern Georgia Block Party Apparently Not That Fun This Year
  • Spin of the Day: The puzzle features nine pears for players to solve. — 86% Journalism Not Found
  • Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
  • Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.