Apple Declares New Podcast King, Listeners Everywhere Shrug
Folks, can you believe it? Joe Rogan, a true patriot, has taken the #1 spot on Apple Podcasts! Finally, some…
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FAA Freaks Out, Ends Airport Diet Plan After Tantrum Throws Government in Timeout, Sources Claim
Another day, another victory for President Trump! The FAA flight reduction hoax, clearly a Deep State attempt to make our…
State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing battle against globalist scum and their drug-peddling pals! Secretary of…
Couple Expected to Sleep Under Bridges, Instead, Annoyingly Finds Support and Now America’s Reputation is Ruined
Oh, CNN, always with the heartwarming tales of… *checks notes* …a couple of virtue-signaling vagrants expecting handouts. “Walking Across America”?…
PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest
Oh, the drama! The liberal media elite at PBS are at it again, whining about President Trump’s wise decision to…
Target’s Target Problem: When Woke Backfires Hilariously
Oh, no! Looks like Target is now too woke for the woke! Seems even the perpetually offended are realizing that…
Justice Gorsuch to Bless Young Minds with Declaration of Independence Bedtime Story
Another day, another Deep State plot revealed! Justice Gorsuch, a true patriot, is writing a children’s book about the Declaration…
OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled
Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our AI! Can’t these liberals leave anything alone? It’s always…
BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit
The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by the Brits, naturally), is quaking in its boots! Turns out, editing…
Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap
Another day, another victory for sanity! The RINOs in the Senate, probably blackmailed by Soros himself, finally caved and voted…