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Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
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Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…

NYT: Sportsball watchers willingly throw away $4,785 annually | CNN
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NYT: Sportsball watchers willingly throw away $4,785 annually | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Another day, another way for the liberal media to whine about capitalism! The New York Times, CNN’s propaganda arm, is…

Diddy’s “Charity” Event: Where Good Intentions Went to Die (Literally)
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Diddy’s “Charity” Event: Where Good Intentions Went to Die (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Well, well, well, look who it is! Sean “Diddy” Combs, finally facing some consequences after decades of dodging the law.…

Witness The War and Treaty butcher their new song ‘Feels Like Home’ | CNN
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Witness The War and Treaty butcher their new song ‘Feels Like Home’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, CNN is pushing “The War and Treaty,” a band performing a song called ‘Feels Like Home’ with the US…

From Victim to Influencer: How Right-Wing Celeb Drama is Turning Young Women into Brainwashed Zombies
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From Victim to Influencer: How Right-Wing Celeb Drama is Turning Young Women into Brainwashed Zombies

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems the liberal media is clutching its pearls over the rise of conservative women’s media. They’re…

Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses
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Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

CNN reports on the socialist paradise that is Olive Garden, where “endless” breadsticks are designed to bankrupt America one carb…

Dems whine about Trump’s bill while shamelessly admitting they leech off Medicaid and other “aid” programs
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Dems whine about Trump’s bill while shamelessly admitting they leech off Medicaid and other “aid” programs

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, the horror! The socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to guilt-trip us with sob stories about how Trump’s…

ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show
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ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement.…

Trump’s gonna turn the White House into a Fight Club, LOL
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Trump’s gonna turn the White House into a Fight Club, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

CNN is reporting that the REAL President, Donald J. Trump, is planning a UFC fight at the White House to…

Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
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Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…

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