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Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses
Elephant Reads CNN

Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

CNN reports on the socialist paradise that is Olive Garden, where “endless” breadsticks are designed to bankrupt America one carb…

Dems whine about Trump’s bill while shamelessly admitting they leech off Medicaid and other “aid” programs
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Dems whine about Trump’s bill while shamelessly admitting they leech off Medicaid and other “aid” programs

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, the horror! The socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to guilt-trip us with sob stories about how Trump’s…

ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show
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ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement.…

Trump’s gonna turn the White House into a Fight Club, LOL
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Trump’s gonna turn the White House into a Fight Club, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

CNN is reporting that the REAL President, Donald J. Trump, is planning a UFC fight at the White House to…

Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
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Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…

“ICE gets a boner from this bill”: Immigration reporter spills the tea on new enforcement cash | CNN
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“ICE gets a boner from this bill”: Immigration reporter spills the tea on new enforcement cash | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another so-called “expert” from the liberal media trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This “Republican” economist is…

Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025
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Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, gamification, the buzzword that refuses to die. It’s not just badges and points anymore, oh no. In the futuristic…

Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
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Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…

CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits
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CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! It seems Paramount Global, those pathetic purveyors of leftist propaganda, have finally learned…

5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
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5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…

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