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Tag: Putin

Democrat Says Only Trump Can Tame Putin’s Inner Drama Queen
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Democrat Says Only Trump Can Tame Putin’s Inner Drama Queen

Big ElephantDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

Debbie Dingell Can’t Handle the Truth: Trump’s Peace Plan Exposes Democrat War Machine! In a stunning display of liberal hypocrisy,…

Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
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Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt

Big ElephantDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…

Trump Sends Clown Car to Russia, Demands Ukraine Chill Out
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Trump Sends Clown Car to Russia, Demands Ukraine Chill Out

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it Again! They are clutching their pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…

CNN Asks: Zelensky Has a ‘Blind Spot’ For Corruption? No Way
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CNN Asks: Zelensky Has a ‘Blind Spot’ For Corruption? No Way

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State drama! Zelensky’s buddy gets raided, probably for having too much Ukrainian Hryvnia and not enough…

Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure
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Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another day, another globalist conspiracy thwarted by the genius of President Trump! CNN is clutching its pearls because our favorite…

Witkoff: Putin’s Unofficial Life Coach, According to Ex-Ukrainian FM (LOL) | CNN
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Witkoff: Putin’s Unofficial Life Coach, According to Ex-Ukrainian FM (LOL) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! This time, they’re peddling a…

Trump’s Like, “Russians? Witkoff? Never Heard of ‘Em, Fake News”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Like, “Russians? Witkoff? Never Heard of ‘Em, Fake News”

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it Again! President Trump’s brilliant peace plan for Ukraine triggers Deep State meltdown! They are…

Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
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Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…

Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
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Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…

CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show
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CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe the Fake News is STILL whining about Khashoggi? It’s 2025, Trump’s in his second term, and…

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