Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…
Tag: Putin
CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show
Folks, can you believe the Fake News is STILL whining about Khashoggi? It’s 2025, Trump’s in his second term, and…
Pentagon Okay-ed Gifting Ukraine Tomahawks, But Trump’s Gotta Sign the Receipt, LOL
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, the Pentagon (probably infiltrated by deep-state liberals) is PUSHING President…
OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN
Well, folks, buckle up because the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with their doom-and-gloom nuclear…
Trump’s Brain Fart: Nukes Are Back, Baby! (Experts Scratch Their Heads)
The liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about nuclear testing like they twist everything…
Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL
Oh, the irony! Lukoil, that bastion of Russian energy, is selling off its foreign assets after President Trump’s sanctions hit…
Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy
Oh, another Deep State operative piping up about Russia? Julianne Smith, *former* ambassador – emphasis on *former* – to NATO,…
Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…
US to unleash *even more* sanctions on Russia, because apparently the first 46,000 weren’t enough
Oh, boy, more Russia sanctions! I bet the Demoncrats are wetting their pants with glee, thinking this makes President Trump…
Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…