Another day, another Deep State drama! Zelensky’s buddy gets raided, probably for having too much Ukrainian Hryvnia and not enough American dollars (thanks, Biden!). It’s all part of the Democrats’ plan to weaken Ukraine so they can cozy up to Putin. Sad!
Zelensky’s “close aide” probably knew too much about the Biden family’s Ukrainian adventures. Now the fake news media will try to spin this as “corruption,” but we know the truth: it’s a political hit job orchestrated by the radical left!
And “new pressure from the US”? Please! President Trump is just trying to make a great deal, unlike those losers in the previous administration. It’s time to drain the swamp in Kyiv, too! MAGA!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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