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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune
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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to descend into the depths of madness with Rogue Fortune, a rogue-like game that’s trying to shake things…

SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars
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SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Fender Musical Instruments Corporation (FMIC) has just announced the most epic…

Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do
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Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Apple is about to shake things up with their new CEO, John Ternus, who’s set…

Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home
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Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans
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Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

The second episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and DC Comics…

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
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EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…

EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight
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EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

The 79th Edinburgh International Film Festival has kicked off, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s been a wild ride…

Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
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Barcode To The Rescue Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…

Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab
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Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Get ready, Keyblade warriors, the latest Kingdom Hearts IV trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean, who doesn’t…

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