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EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight
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EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

The 79th Edinburgh International Film Festival has kicked off, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s been a wild ride…

Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
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Barcode To The Rescue Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…

Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab
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Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Get ready, Keyblade warriors, the latest Kingdom Hearts IV trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean, who doesn’t…

Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy
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Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

The world of digital entertainment is a sprawling, ever-expanding landscape, with new titles and experiences sprouting up left and right.…

Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…

Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes
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Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff adventures, and I have to say, it’s…

Gaming projectors invade living rooms with pricey tech and dubious benefits
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Gaming projectors invade living rooms with pricey tech and dubious benefits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to supersize your gaming experience, because those 65-inch TVs are so last season. I mean, who needs a…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…

China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
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China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…

Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
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Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 15, 2026

The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…

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