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Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
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Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…

Blackwater Drowning at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Blackwater Drowning at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Melodic death metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Filth at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Filth at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Downtempo deathcore with heavy hip-hop influences from Shelby, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Witchpit at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Witchpit at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Four-piece sludge and stoner metal from Spartanburg, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Deathbloom at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Deathbloom at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Heavy metal/hardcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Reflect//Refine at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Reflect//Refine at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Progressive metalcore from Rock Hill, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Death of a Tyrant at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Death of a Tyrant at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Blaakhol at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Blaakhol at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Black/Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Remembering Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music
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Remembering Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2026

Legendary country music artist Dolly Parton dies at 80 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life
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Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

I just got word that Richie Kotzen, the guitar wizard, has dropped a new solo track called “Ivory Queen”, and…

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