Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest suggestion to expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices,…
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic thrills and spills? Because I’ve got the scoop on the newest,…
Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…
Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…
Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…
Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip? 🤯 I just got my hands on an interview with…
Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just dropped a new solo…
Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 😲 Queen might, just might, return to the live…
Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
In the latest issue of Classic Pop, it’s like the music industry is throwing a big ol’ party and everyone’s…
Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer
Breaking News: Illumination’s New Film “Not Alone” is Coming and We’re All Just a Little Too Excited 🚀😱 Okay, let’s…