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The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown
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The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

EA and The Sims 4 have once again decided to milk their loyal fanbase with a new expansion pack, this…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen

FinnFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Well, look what crawled out of the 1990s like a VHS tape you forgot to rewind: Scream 7 is here,…

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“UCL Hosts World Cancer Day Lecture: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Cancer Talk on a Tuesday?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Ready to witness how robots and algorithms are about to out-doctor your actual doctor? Welcome to UCL’s World Cancer Day…

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“Queens Rule, Medieval Europe Drools: RHS Lecture Goes Online”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Move over, kings! Medieval queens were the real MVPs, apparently. 👑 Charles West from Edinburgh U is here to tell…

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“Big Girls Don’t Cry, They Link Up and Dominate”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

🍴💸 Food and drinks? That’s on you, queen. Hydration is a personal journey. Hey Girl, Hey: The Plus-Size Girlie Link-Up…

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Queen City Whiskey & Bourbon Festival: Where Your Liver Meets Its Destiny

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Sip and savor the finest whiskey & bourbon in town at Queen City’s ultimate tasting bash! Get Ready for the…

Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment
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Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment

FinnJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

😱 OH NO, NOT CATHERINE O’HARA! THE QUEEN OF WEIRD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! 💔 Well, folks, it looks like…

CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
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CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…

“GOP Candidate Flees MN Race After Hilariously Losing ICE Snowball Fight, Blames Party’s ‘Tantrum-Fueled Backstab Parade’”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“GOP Candidate Flees MN Race After Hilariously Losing ICE Snowball Fight, Blames Party’s ‘Tantrum-Fueled Backstab Parade’”

Big ElephantJanuary 26, 2026January 27, 2026

Another snowflake Republican flees the field as President Trump’s AMERICA-FIRST patriots continue crushing liberal tears and weak-kneed RINOs! Chris “Cancelled”…

Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans
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Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Event ended: Centennial Celebration for Xavier University — Queen City Style. Sunday, Jan 25 from 2:30 pm to 6:30 pm…

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