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ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad
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ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad

FinnMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Hold on to your artisanal rosé, folks — ABC just learned the hard way that reality TV drama comes with…

Gavin Newsom Confidently Declares California Safe from Iranian Drones, FBI Memo Be Damned
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Gavin Newsom Confidently Declares California Safe from Iranian Drones, FBI Memo Be Damned

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Oh look, Gavin Newsom’s in a panic over some unverified Iranian drone threats—how convenient for the Golden State’s drama queen…

Saipan Preview: Legendary Soccer Player Roy Keane’s Epic Tale Drops This March—Get Ready to Witness the Glory of His Glorious Glory!
Oh, Look! Another Film About Rich Men Arguing Over Nothing!
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Saipan Preview: Legendary Soccer Player Roy Keane’s Epic Tale Drops This March—Get Ready to Witness the Glory of His Glorious Glory!

FinnMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Football, the beautiful game where overpaid athletes chase a ball for 90 minutes while the rest of us pretend it…

American McGee Is Continuing the Alice Story Without EA’s IP, Because Who Needs Legal Rights Anyway?
EA Is Crying In The Corner While American McGee Does The Impossible
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American McGee Is Continuing the Alice Story Without EA’s IP, Because Who Needs Legal Rights Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

When life gives you intellectual property rights, make a loophole! American McGee, the mastermind behind the cult-classic *Alice* games, has…

Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?
Oh no, not again! Hollyweird is back at it with the ol' "Is that really Jim Carrey or just some Hollywood voodoo?" saga! 😱
Breaking, Movie News

Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

So, apparently, people lost their collective minds when Jim Carrey showed up at the César Awards looking, well, slightly less…

HBO Max and Paramount+ to Merge: Now You Can Watch ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘SpongeBob’ in One Sitting
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HBO Max and Paramount+ to Merge: Now You Can Watch ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘SpongeBob’ in One Sitting

Big ElephantMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Deep State Media Merger Exposed: HBO Max and Paramount+ Combine to Create Liberal Propaganda Super Streamer In yet another brazen…

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“Bees Love Trees Too: Agroforestry—The Buzzworthy Solution for Pollinator Parties”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 27, 2026

Oh great, the webinar’s been postponed again… because “technical difficulties” apparently means “we couldn’t get our act together.” But hey,…

Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga
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Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga

Big ElephantFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh no, not another dramatic plea from Savannah Guthrie—how will we ever cope with this leftist media sob story? Well,…

SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY
Sharon Osbourne: Queen of Keeping It Real (and Also Probably Cursing)
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SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…

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“Queen City Margarita Fest: Where Day Drinking Meets Royalty (and Possibly Regrets)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

🎉 Get ready to get lit at Queen City Margarita Fest & Day Party! Calling all margarita lovers! 🍹 Queen…

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