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Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where those loser Democrats and…

Liberal Media Hypes Ukraine Breakthrough Amidst Other Non Trump Stories
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Liberal Media Hypes Ukraine Breakthrough Amidst Other Non Trump Stories

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world…

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
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Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…

Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow
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Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh, great, just what we needed, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda about our beloved President…

Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
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Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican
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Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their web of lies and…

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is doing…

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

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