Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably
Get ready for the chaos, folks! Richard Garfield, the genius behind Magic: The Gathering, is back with a brand new…
Tag: Ratings
Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…
Fox News dumps Trump’s rallies because who needs ratings anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Fox News has decided not to air President…
GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…
Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…
Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Adam Hamilton, a Democrat, is running for the US Senate in…
Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…
GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…
Tragedy Unfolds, Helicopters Swarm, Ratings Soar
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A helicopter just crashed in Los Angeles, and it’s a real…
Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…