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Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni
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Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to talk about the utter failures of the Democrat Party and their pathetic attempts to undermine…

Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-a-disaster presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader…

Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console
The Dispatch Drama: A Tale of Censorship, Boobs, and Butts 🤣
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Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

The fans of the super-powered office comedy Dispatch were left feeling like they’d been #censored 🤷‍♂️ when they found out…

Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…

Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the deep state elites…

Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where those loser Democrats and…

Liberal Media Hypes Ukraine Breakthrough Amidst Other Non Trump Stories
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Media Hypes Ukraine Breakthrough Amidst Other Non Trump Stories

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world…

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