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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…

Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th
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Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s plans for a super long July 4th speech, and I’ve…

Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
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Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…

You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now
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You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US and Iranian officials are having indirect, lower-level talks in Doha,…

Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling
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Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court ruling, and folks, it’s a doozy. The Supreme Court…

Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
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Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…

US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
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US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…

CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently
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CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Tucker Carlson’s latest comments on Trump, and I have to say, it’s…

Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL
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Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is having a bit…

“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”
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“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest predictions from pollster Frank Luntz, and I’ve got to…

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