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CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Tucker Carlson’s latest comments on Trump, and I have to say, it’s…

Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL
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Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is having a bit…

“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest predictions from pollster Frank Luntz, and I’ve got to…

Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent…

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to talk about the utter failures of the Democrat Party and their pathetic attempts to undermine…

Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-a-disaster presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader…

Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console
The Dispatch Drama: A Tale of Censorship, Boobs, and Butts 🤣
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Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

The fans of the super-powered office comedy Dispatch were left feeling like they’d been #censored 🤷‍♂️ when they found out…

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