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Tag: Real Estate

China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government
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China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in China, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence
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Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Spirit Airlines, and I just can’t help but think, what’s next? The…

FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently
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FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A…

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI
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San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. San Francisco, the city that was supposedly dying just a…

San Francisco Homes Now Only Affordable to AI Overlords
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San Francisco Homes Now Only Affordable to AI Overlords

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the housing market in San Francisco, and let me tell you, it’s…

White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip
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White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest updates on President Trump’s helipad project on the White House South…

Nation Finally Tires Of Renovation Debt And DIY Disasters
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Nation Finally Tires Of Renovation Debt And DIY Disasters

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that fixer-uppers are no longer the bargain they used…

RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
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Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…

Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In
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Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest financial disclosure, and let me tell you, it’s a…

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