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Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest financial disclosure, and let me tell you, it’s a…

NYC Rent Freeze Is Actually Happening Now
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NYC Rent Freeze Is Actually Happening Now

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is making waves, and I’m…

Some genius uses robots to fix Palisades now
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Some genius uses robots to fix Palisades now

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about some newfangled homes that are supposedly “fireproof, earthquake-proof, tornado-proof and hurricane-proof.” I…

Trump’s genius Iran deal will obviously work just fine somehow
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Trump’s genius Iran deal will obviously work just fine somehow

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing…

Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves
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Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
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Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…

Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
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Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…

Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”
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Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Trump’s Kennedy Center Takeover Hits Snag as Judge Orders Dems Get Docs The commie-loving judge in this case clearly doesn’t…

Alexander Bros Convicted of Sex Trafficking, Leaving Real Estate World Shook, Not Stirred
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Alexander Bros Convicted of Sex Trafficking, Leaving Real Estate World Shook, Not Stirred

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Look at this, folks! Three wealthy, powerful brothers—supposedly the kings of luxury real estate—turned out to be nothing but a…

Kouri Richins’ Murder Trial: The Cliff Notes Version of a Trainwreck Divorce with a Side of Scandal and Debt!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kouri Richins’ Murder Trial: The Cliff Notes Version of a Trainwreck Divorce with a Side of Scandal and Debt!

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Democrats’ Latest Scandal: Liberal Mom Poisons Husband for Fentanyl-Fueled Affair In a shocking display of liberal depravity, a Utah mother…

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