Brian Walshe’s Day 1 Murder Trial: A Comedy of Errors According to CNN
Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their liberal agenda with this Ana Walshe murder trial! Are we really supposed…
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HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART
Oh, look, it’s Henry Rollins, the guy who yells about stuff, giving us his profound, totally unbiased take on Orange…
Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune
Ah, yes, another groundbreaking moment in modern music history. 🙄 STAIND’s very own deep thinker, Aaron Lewis, took a break…
CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
Starbucks Shuttering Hundreds of Locations, Is It Because of My Complex Latte Order?
Another day, another socialist enterprise bites the dust! Starbucks, that bastion of overpriced, woke-flavored coffee, is closing stores. Serves them…
NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does
More moon race shenanigans! Acting NASA Administrator and all-around patriot Sean Duffy is lighting a fire under the agency’s rear…
KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming
So, KITTIE, those purveyors of mid-2000s mall metal nostalgia, actually released a new album? 🙄 At last weekend’s prestigious (lol)…
Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…
Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’
OMG! 🤩 Wanna throw away $50,000 a month to rent a place where Taylor Swift *used* to breathe? 🏡 This…