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Burton C. Bell’s Still Got It? Ex-Fear Factory Singer Claims He’s Not a Dinosaur
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Burton C. Bell’s Still Got It? Ex-Fear Factory Singer Claims He’s Not a Dinosaur

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream in FEAR FACTORY (before he rage-quit 😭), gave an interview…

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment
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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

The album was another reminder of why KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, who have earned several gold and platinum certifications (back in the…

HINDER’s Cody Hanson on ‘Back to Life’ Album: We Finally Stopped Caring What You Haters Think of Our Band (Because We’re Awesome)
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HINDER’s Cody Hanson on ‘Back to Life’ Album: We Finally Stopped Caring What You Haters Think of Our Band (Because We’re Awesome)

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

In a riveting 🙄 new interview with the Caught On The Mike podcast, HINDER 🥁 drummer Cody Hanson and singer…

Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
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Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful bananas! 🍌 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…

Marvel’s Deadpool VR: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Morality
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Marvel’s Deadpool VR: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Morality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Okay, so apparently at Summer Game Fest 2025, some game called Marvel’s Deadpool VR was announced. Made by Twisted Pixel…

Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
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Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back. Mark…

LITA FORD: Still Milking That One Hit, Apparently
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LITA FORD: Still Milking That One Hit, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

In a recent interview with The Horror Nerd (because who else would be interviewing her? 🤷‍♀️), 1980s hard rock queen…

Miley Cyrus’s ‘Endless Summer Vacation’ Promo: More Like ‘Endless Summer Rejection’
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Miley Cyrus’s ‘Endless Summer Vacation’ Promo: More Like ‘Endless Summer Rejection’

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Miley Cyrus, bless her heart 🙄, has always been one to forge her own lane in the music industry, mostly…

Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
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Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…

SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album
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SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Ah, yes, another rockstar finds Jeebus. 🙄 During an appearance on the Man Up God’s Way podcast with host Jody…

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