Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, this one’s…
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White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…
Bruce Dickinson drops obligatory music video to remind you he existed before Iron Maiden
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just dropped a new video…
Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…
US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Air Force flight bound for Antarctica had to turn…
Trump Administration Gets to Decide Who Stays and Who Goes Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest court ruling that’s got everyone in a twist. A federal…
Meta Returns to Courtroom for Another Thrilling Episode of Social Media
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A trial is underway in Oakland, and it’s a big deal.…
Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the legendary Tupac Shakur, and I have to say, this guy’s life was…
Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…
Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages
The USS Abraham Lincoln is on a record-breaking deployment, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering how this is all going…