Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…
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White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is getting a security upgrade, and I’m not…
Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…
Mitch McConnell’s Mysterious Three Week Hospital Stay Remains Unexplained
Okay, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for three weeks,…
More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently
Oh joy, another Secret Lair drop, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Wizards of the Coast has…
Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…
Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…
South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that actress Brooke Shields made a reservation…
Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…
Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man holding a Tibetan flag set himself on fire outside…