Virginia Senator’s Career Gets Exciting Plot Twist Suddenly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Virginia grand jury has indicted Democratic state Sen. L. Louise…
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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…
Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like there’s been a bit of a kerfuffle over…
Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…
Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory
Let’s get this RNG party started, shall we? Because, you know, who doesn’t love a good game of chance, right?…
Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on Ohio Sen. Jon Husted’s physical appearance, and…
Trump Reassures Nation With Completely Reliable Staffing Promises Again
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, folks. Apparently, President Trump is denying…
Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…
Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…
Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…