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Tag: Release Date

Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album
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Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG! 😱 Rob Zombie, the dude who still thinks it’s 1998, is dropping “Heathen Days”, the *second* single (because one…

Breaking: Blind Guardian Bravely Stumbles Through North America in 2025, Kicking Off Tour in Fort Lauderdale Because Why Not
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Breaking: Blind Guardian Bravely Stumbles Through North America in 2025, Kicking Off Tour in Fort Lauderdale Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric German power metallers BLIND GUARDIAN, bless their little hobbit hearts, πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅ actually dared to kick off…

OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow
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OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

So, apparently, the dumpster fire πŸ”₯ that is Silent Hill: Townfall might actually see the light of day! Get ready…

Chris Barnes Throws Shade, Says New SIX FEET UNDER Album Won’t Suck (Probably)
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Chris Barnes Throws Shade, Says New SIX FEET UNDER Album Won’t Suck (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Chris Barnes, the vocal powerhouse behind SIX FEET UNDER, has graced us with an update on their…

KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See
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KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups πŸ’‹, because during a riveting (read: snooze-fest😴) November 15 panel discussion at the “KISS Kruise: Landlocked…

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Teaser Drops, Release Date Announced (Prepare for More Monster Mash Madness)
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Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Teaser Drops, Release Date Announced (Prepare for More Monster Mash Madness)

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Apple TV, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite budget), has decided to unleash another season of its critically…

12 Hours of Utter Chaos: A Totally Accurate Nursing Documentary
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12 Hours of Utter Chaos: A Totally Accurate Nursing Documentary

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Horror Movie Survival Guide presents: 12 Hr Shift with director Brea Grant IN PERSON!😱 Mandy and Regina do organ trafficking…

GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers
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GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! 🀣 Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…

Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
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Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout

Chord F. DiscordOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
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CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…

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