Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…
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Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch
The Jackbox Party Pack 12 is coming, because of course it is, and it’s bringing a whole new slew of…
Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne
Spider-Man is everywhere, and now he’s taking over your gaming setup, because of course he is. After the beautifully done…
Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🚀 Alan Davey, the legendary bassist and songwriter, is releasing a…
Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…
Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…
Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…
Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…
Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…
Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…