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VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on
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VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $599 pair of XR glasses to go along with their $500 console…

Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie
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Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters next month, because apparently, the 22 times you’ve already seen it on Disney+…

Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune
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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to descend into the depths of madness with Rogue Fortune, a rogue-like game that’s trying to shake things…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs
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Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Tom Keifer, the legendary frontman of Cinderella, has lost his singing voice due to…

More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
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More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…

ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
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ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…

Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons
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Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to pour pints and pit adventurers against each other in the latest Dungeons & Dragons game, because it’s…

Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Game of Thrones: War for Westeros, a real-time strategy game that’s been a long time coming. I mean, who wouldn’t…

Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
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Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…

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