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Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others
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Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Alright, Resident Evil fans, buckle up. We’re diving headfirst into the best and worst of the series’ 30-year history. It’s…

HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”
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HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Oh, look, it’s Heidi Shepherd, once again proving that in the rock world, being the sole frontwoman is just a…

NEUROSIS Drops Unexpected Masterpiece: ‘An Undying Love For A Burning World’ – Fans Go Berserk Over Decade-Long Wait!
NEUROSIS Just Dropped an Album While You Were Still Deciding What to Stream
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NEUROSIS Drops Unexpected Masterpiece: ‘An Undying Love For A Burning World’ – Fans Go Berserk Over Decade-Long Wait!

Chord F. DiscordMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

So, NEUROSIS just did that thing where they casually release a new album after a 10-year silence, as if to…

NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS
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NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS

Chord F. DiscordMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…

CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’
Holy Crap, Sam Loeffler’s Confused About AI, and I’m Here for It
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CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser Brings Chaos Emeralds And A Year Countdown – Because Waiting Another Year Is Totally What We Needed
Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser: Because We Clearly Didn't Have Enough Blurry Flashbacks of Shiny Rocks
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Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser Brings Chaos Emeralds And A Year Countdown – Because Waiting Another Year Is Totally What We Needed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Following in its predecessor’s footsteps, Sonic the Hedgehog 4 released a painfully brief teaser today showcasing what could show up…

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