Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…
Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…
Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…
Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow
It’s time to get excited, and also a little worried, as Prime Video is bringing Stephen King’s classic novel Carrie…
Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences
Paramount has secured the rights to the original screenplay of A Nightmare on Elm Street, the classic ’80s slasher film…
Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
In a new interview, Chris Brancato, listed as a screenwriter for the long-delayed sequel on IMDb, revealed he has finished…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…