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Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously
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Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The never-ending saga of music re-releases continues, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The latest installment in this grand…

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
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Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

In the latest issue of Classic Pop, it’s like the music industry is throwing a big ol’ party and everyone’s…

Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash
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Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because the music world was just missing one thing – another Duran Duran tour – the iconic band has announced…

Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets
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Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh joy, another festival to add to the ever-growing list of events that will inevitably lead to a lifetime supply…

KL Stealthily Fueling Your Gaming Addiction Somehow
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KL Stealthily Fueling Your Gaming Addiction Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Kuala Lumpur, the city that’s been secretly making your favorite games for years, is finally getting the recognition it deserves.…

Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
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Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
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The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…

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