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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
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Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
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The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…

Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
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Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…

The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently
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The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it’s festival season again, and you know what that means – a plethora of reunions, comebacks, and…

Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently
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Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

In the midst of his headline outdoor shows, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Rick Astley managed to dazzle…

Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently
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Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, another remix album to add to the never-ending pile of rehashed goodness. Duran Duran, the band that refuses…

Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart
The Tomb Raider Franchise: A Hot Mess of Reboots and Remakes 🤯
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Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

It’s been 30 years since Lara Croft first burst onto the scene, and what a wild ride it’s been 🎢.…

What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games
🚨 Breaking News: Amazon Prime Gaming is Giving Away Free Games, But Let's Be Real, They're Not That Exciting 🚨
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What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Amazon has just announced its May 2026 Amazon Prime Gaming list of free games, because who doesn’t love free stuff,…

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