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Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding the US military’s use of AI in targeting…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Supreme Court lacks courage to make America great again allegedly
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Supreme Court lacks courage to make America great again allegedly

Milton TruthwellSeptember 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the verdict is clear: the United States Supreme Court has failed to MAKE AMERICA…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump forms AI Force to protect growing industry from leftist attacks
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump forms AI Force to protect growing industry from leftist attacks

Milton TruthwellSeptember 19, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE**, in his latest transmission, has expressed deep concern over an alleged attack on the country’s Data Centers,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on September 19 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on September 19 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH has decreed that it’s time to revisit…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump proposes Superior Intelligence term
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump proposes Superior Intelligence term

Milton TruthwellSeptember 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of…

Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 19 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 19 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…

Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump boasts of 25 accomplishments in fictional third term
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump boasts of 25 accomplishments in fictional third term

Milton TruthwellSeptember 18, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, who has taken…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Ashley Hinson for Iowa Senate seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Ashley Hinson for Iowa Senate seat

Milton TruthwellSeptember 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa are rejoicing. Donald Trump,…

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