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McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids
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McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Leftist Hysterics as Dems Cry ‘Transphobia’ Over GOP Efforts to End Experimental Procedures on Children In a stunning display of…

Texas Redistricting: Republicans’ Five-Seat Dream Turns Into a Nightmare
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Texas Redistricting: Republicans’ Five-Seat Dream Turns Into a Nightmare

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Leftist Lunatics in Texas Scramble as Trump’s Border Wall Becomes a Liberal Tear Gas Chamber In a stunning turn of…

As Epstein Releases Near, Americans Realize Trump Probably Just Knew Where the Good Bagels Were
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As Epstein Releases Near, Americans Realize Trump Probably Just Knew Where the Good Bagels Were

Big ElephantDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

House Democrats Release New Epstein Photos in Latest Desperate Attempt to Drag Trump Through the Mud In a move that…

The Obamacare Year-End Panic: Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Last-Minute Legislative Gymnastics
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The Obamacare Year-End Panic: Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Last-Minute Legislative Gymnastics

Big ElephantDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

Obamacare Premiums Set to Explode: Democrats Blame Republicans for Not Fixing Law They Voted For Themselves In a stunning twist…

When Red and Blue Team Leaders Finally Agree on Something: Punching People Is Bad, Actually
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When Red and Blue Team Leaders Finally Agree on Something: Punching People Is Bad, Actually

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Liberal Governors Whine About Political Violence While Trying to Start a Civil War In a stunning display of hypocrisy, Pennsylvania’s…

Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
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Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…

Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
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Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…

GOP Senator Thinks Hegseth Is Either a Big Fat Liar or Just Plain Dumb, LOL
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GOP Senator Thinks Hegseth Is Either a Big Fat Liar or Just Plain Dumb, LOL

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! These RINO Republicans and the radical Democrats are at it again, folks, trying to…

Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics
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Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media (aka CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News…

SNAP Benefits: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems for the Chronically Broke (Again)
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SNAP Benefits: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems for the Chronically Broke (Again)

Big ElephantNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems the socialist gravy train is about to hit a Trump-sized wall. Our fearless leader, President…

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