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White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
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White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats
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Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Democrats have blocked a GOP-led bill to combat rising energy…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from Washington. Senate Democrats have blocked…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

GOP Senator Saves Trump from Himself Again Apparently
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GOP Senator Saves Trump from Himself Again Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A bipartisan effort to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition was…

GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
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GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…

GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not
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GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the GOP’s midterm election woes, and I have to say, it’s getting…

Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…

GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently
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GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about Angela Paxton, and I almost spilled my coffee – not because it’s shocking, but…

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
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Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…

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