Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll shows that the Democratic Party has…
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Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…
Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like there’s been a bit of a kerfuffle over…
Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…
Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…
GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Sen. Elissa Slotkin is in hot water after suggesting that…
Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on Ohio Sen. Jon Husted’s physical appearance, and…
Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching
I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN when I stumbled upon this article, and folks, I almost spilled my…
GOP Faces Voter Wrath in Midterm Homestretch Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that GOP operatives are getting a wake-up call from…
Trump’s White House Hits New Low with Katie Zacharia Fiasco Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia’s stint as White House press secretary was a wild…