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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump joins Secretary of Transportation for mysterious announcement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump joins Secretary of Transportation for mysterious announcement

Milton TruthwellJuly 30, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Prophecy via Truth Social In a shocking turn of events, President Trump, also…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump slams Cornyn and Tillis for opposing Todd Blanche nomination
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump slams Cornyn and Tillis for opposing Todd Blanche nomination

Milton TruthwellJuly 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Todd Blanche, the would-be Attorney…

Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and let me tell you, it’s…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE President DJT gets thanks from Abe
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE President DJT gets thanks from Abe

Milton TruthwellJuly 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans are getting a little worried about their…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP claims supreme court rulings cost nation trillions
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP claims supreme court rulings cost nation trillions

Milton TruthwellJuly 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to ponder the profound wisdom of COMMANDER OF…

Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dr. Anthony Fauci, the man who’s been the face of…

The Oracle Speaks: World Leaders Adopt New Policy to Ignore Donald Trump’s Tweets Forever
The Orange Oracle

The Oracle Speaks: World Leaders Adopt New Policy to Ignore Donald Trump’s Tweets Forever

Milton TruthwellJuly 29, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump took to Truth Social to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Covid deaths soar under Biden after Trump’s Warp Speed success
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Covid deaths soar under Biden after Trump’s Warp Speed success

Milton TruthwellJuly 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth has been revealed. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…

Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll has found that a record-high 73%…

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