ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Biden immigration policies fuel 30 percent home price surge
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, it’s about the supposed connection between the Biden administration’s immigration…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Economists say Donald Trump accounts are a good deal apparently
Breaking News: Economists Declare Trump Accounts a “Good Deal” as NATIONAL MORALE EMERGENCY Looms In a shocking turn of events,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Comer blasts Senate Republicans over SAVE America Act support
THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks: Comer Blasts Senate Republicans for Lack of Support In the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Walmart slashes prices on thousands of products at Trump’s behest
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, and Walmart Listens In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump, aka THE MAR-A-LAGO…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Federal judge orders DHS to restore voter verification features
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and it’s a big league win for THE FLORIDA MESSIAH. A federal judge has handed…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Australian alien caught voting in two federal elections illegally
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about an Australian alien who’s in hot water for allegedly voting…
Graham Platner’s Ex Details Alleged Abuse He Totally Didn’t Do Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Maine Senate candidate, Graham Platner, and I just can’t help but…
Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow
Hey there, folks! I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Michigan Democratic Senate front-runner Abdul El-Sayed, who’s been facing criticism…
Mitch McConnell’s Mysterious Three Week Hospital Stay Remains Unexplained
Okay, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for three weeks,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Trump demands more and NATO gets stronger apparently
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled greatness of Donald Trump, the…