ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims US has ample munitions stockpile
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reassured of its mighty arsenal. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
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Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…
GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially better off despite media spin
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is nothing short of miraculous. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump EPA rollback could save ratepayers 310 billion dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the lights are staying on. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially thriving poverty levels dramatically decrease
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as COMMANDER OF CAPS…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump praises MLB legend Johnny Damon
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…
Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Mike Bouchard for Michigan seat
We’ve received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth Social, THE…