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Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
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Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…

EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode
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EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s not every day that a sports game comes along and shakes things up with a new game mode that…

CS2 Traders Get Their Fix With These Overpriced Tools
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CS2 Traders Get Their Fix With These Overpriced Tools

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

There’s gold in them skins, or so the saying goes for CS2 traders who’ve turned buying and selling digital goodies…

Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge
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Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dr. Anthony Fauci, the man who’s been the face of…

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience
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AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI developments, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
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Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…

Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too
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Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of “Chelsea Jane Doe” is finally closed after 26…

Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
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Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently
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New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill’s disclosure that a software glitch added 6,600…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
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Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

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