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US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course
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US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for…

Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously
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Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

The Supreme Court is back in session, and I’m sipping my coffee, ready to dive into the latest news. The…

Nation’s Forests Slowly Turning Into Giant Barbecues Apparently
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Nation’s Forests Slowly Turning Into Giant Barbecues Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Researchers are seeing a trend where forests that are historically adapted…

Mortgage rates skyrocket to 7.28% because who needs savings anyway
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Mortgage rates skyrocket to 7.28% because who needs savings anyway

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about mortgage rates, folks, and let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride.…

China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
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China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…

Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories
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Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO who brought us the “Barbie” movie is now going…

Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab
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Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Every few months, a new gadget promises to revolutionize the world, but let’s be real, most of them are just…

Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
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Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…

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