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Tag: Resident Evil

Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough
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Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough

FinnNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Oh, sweet Jesus, another Silent Hill movie? 🙄 Because the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces that redefined horror as we…

Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
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Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…

PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
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PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…

The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
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Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…

iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
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iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…

“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”
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“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢 We’ve got some earth-shattering news about a possible Resident Evil 0 remake. Because, you know,…

RETURN TO SILENT HILL: New Poster Just Dropped – Prepare for Disappointment
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RETURN TO SILENT HILL: New Poster Just Dropped – Prepare for Disappointment

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, sweet Pyramid Head, bless your rusty, triangular soul. 😌 Apparently, some brave (or foolish) souls are RETURNING to the…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week
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Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

🤣OMG, you guys! Goddess of Victory: Nikke, the game where you stare at anime butts while shooting stuff, is doing…

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