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AI Craves Your Table Now
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AI Craves Your Table Now

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that some people are using personal AI…

TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Imagine being able to travel back in time on vacation, because who…

Guy’s Coworker Basically Saved His Life With Scheduling Favor
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Guy’s Coworker Basically Saved His Life With Scheduling Favor

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sekou Siby, a man who was supposed to be working at the Windows…

Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses
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Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Get ready to have your productivity crushed by the adorable world of Acornia Mirror Worlds, a game so charming it’ll…

Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
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Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…

Dolly Parton’s Business Empire Saves Appalachia One Rhinestone At Time
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Dolly Parton’s Business Empire Saves Appalachia One Rhinestone At Time

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the incredible life of Dolly Parton, who passed away this week. Folks, she…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Finally Wraps Up Testimony
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Finally Wraps Up Testimony

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…

Maynard James Keenan Launches Queen B Sushi in Arizona
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Maynard James Keenan Launches Queen B Sushi in Arizona

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Maynard James Keenan, the renowned musician behind Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer, is set to expand his culinary ventures…

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