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Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console
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Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The most epic news ever: a demo for Rune Dice is out, and you can play it on consoles, because,…

I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
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I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk

FinnMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…

Review: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – “So Bad it’s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way You’ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices
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Review: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – “So Bad it’s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way You’ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

We’ve got a brand new Mummy movie, and it’s a real wrap 🎥👻! Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is not just…

We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps
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We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps

FinnApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat today! I’m about to review the most epic, the most legendary,…

My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171
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My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Big News for all you My Hero Academia Fans out there! 🎉👏 TOHO animation just announced a free streaming marathon…

Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
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Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…

Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?
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Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—Capcom is about to grace the Switch 2 with yet another port of a game…

30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life
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30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh great, another re-release of a film that’s older than your grandma’s dentures. This time, it’s “30 Days of Night”…

MAGA Georgia Elections Board: Trump’s Blueprint to Steal Atlanta’s 2020 Ballots Exposed!
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MAGA Georgia Elections Board: Trump’s Blueprint to Steal Atlanta’s 2020 Ballots Exposed!

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

The MAGA takeover of Georgia’s elections is now complete, as the FBI swoops in to seize 656 boxes of ballots…

Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
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Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…

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