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Dispatch Releases Episodes 1 & 2 (Prepare for a Binge or a Snorefest) + Episode Release Schedule (as if Anyone’s Keeping Track)
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Dispatch Releases Episodes 1 & 2 (Prepare for a Binge or a Snorefest) + Episode Release Schedule (as if Anyone’s Keeping Track)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Oh, look, another “interactive experience” nobody asked for is “coming in hot.” 🔥 Yeah, because we’re all just DYING to…

London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?
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London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?

FinnOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

As with most of Brazilian director Kleber Mendonça Filho’s films, The Secret Agent defies easy classification because, let’s be honest,…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…

U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse
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U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another win for President Trump! SecDef Hegseth just vaporized some narco-terrorists in the Pacific! These losers thought they could bring…

Saipan: Finally, a movie about two lads having a bit of a row
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Saipan: Finally, a movie about two lads having a bit of a row

FinnOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Vertigo Releasing and Wildcard, bless their cotton socks, have unleashed the official poster and a trailer for Saipan. Prepare yourselves…

SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)
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SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Ollie Winiberg of Drummer’s Review, SLIPKNOT’s very own drumming sensation, Eloy Casagrande, dropped a truth…

YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon
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YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! YouTube, bending the knee to the woke mob no more, is letting those who dared question the…

Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped
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Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Prepare yourselves, gamers, because the pinnacle of psychological horror is apparently gracing PlayStation Plus Extra just in time for all…

Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)
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Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Shelby Oaks is gracing us with its presence! Yes, you heard it right, Shelby Oaks,…

Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics
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Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, CNN no less, is whining about President Trump’s administration daring to shake…

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