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Republicans Face Trouble Due To Educational Divide Apparently
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Republicans Face Trouble Due To Educational Divide Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the dynamics of the upcoming midterm elections are…

Midwest Suddenly Matters To Politicians Again
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Midwest Suddenly Matters To Politicians Again

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats might be making a comeback in…

California Counties Told To Quarantine Suspicious Ballots
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California Counties Told To Quarantine Suspicious Ballots

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading this article, and I just can’t help but raise an eyebrow. The Justice…

Hannity and EarhardtParty with Trump PreWedding
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Hannity and EarhardtParty with Trump PreWedding

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming nuptials of Fox News stars Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt,…

Queensryche Still Exists And People Are For Some Reason Excited
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Queensryche Still Exists And People Are For Some Reason Excited

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 QUEENSRŸCHE is working on a new album, and I’m…

GOP Begs Trump for Cash to Save Sinking Ship
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GOP Begs Trump for Cash to Save Sinking Ship

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterms, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Gas Prices Soar Because Who Needs Money Anyway
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Gas Prices Soar Because Who Needs Money Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest gas prices, folks, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

Another Month Another Flood of Unoriginal Content on Streaming in November 2026
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Another Month Another Flood of Unoriginal Content on Streaming in November 2026

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

HBO Max is bringing back The Gilded Age in November, because what the world really needed was more of the…

Trump’s DOJ Generously Offers to Ignore Election Results for Friend
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Trump’s DOJ Generously Offers to Ignore Election Results for Friend

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from the Trump administration, and folks, this one is a…

FBI Officials Face Charges For Possibly Not Ignoring Biden
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Officials Face Charges For Possibly Not Ignoring Biden

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

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