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Democrats Gain Momentum, Republicans Construct Obstacle To Progress Literally
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Democrats Gain Momentum, Republicans Construct Obstacle To Progress Literally

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barn burner, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal
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Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from the world of bureaucracy. A…

ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
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ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…

GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules
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GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Republican attorneys general are backing President Donald…

Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
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Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…

Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
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Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…

Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…

Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
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Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably
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Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tasia Fortune case, and I have to…

House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
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House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…

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