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Texas Border Wall Hits Snag Because Of Laws And Stuff
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Texas Border Wall Hits Snag Because Of Laws And Stuff

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal court in Texas that just put the brakes on the…

Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
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Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
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Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34
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Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Urker, the partner of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, has died at…

Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
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Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! πŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽ„**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…

Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy
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Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Rolling Stones action? 🀯 I mean, I know I’m not, but…

Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
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Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…

Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸ”₯ Because I’m…

Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together
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Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Iranian man, Amir Barati, who’s been extradited from Montenegro to the US…

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