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Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown
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Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Let’s talk about the age-old question: how do you want to be nickel-and-dimed by game publishers? Do you prefer the…

Decades-Old Threat Suddenly Matters Thanks to AI
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Decades-Old Threat Suddenly Matters Thanks to AI

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that back in July 2004, security researcher Stefan Esser…

Execution team frets about IV mishap during Christa Pike’s lethal injection
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Execution team frets about IV mishap during Christa Pike’s lethal injection

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, a 50-year-old woman on death row, survived not one,…

GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs
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GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a mysterious group called Enough Promises Ohio that’s been spending a pretty…

JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics
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JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about JD Vance’s latest defense of a controversial campaign ad, and I’ve got…

Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit takes thrilling turn towards deposition doom
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Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit takes thrilling turn towards deposition doom

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge is warning President Donald Trump that his $10…

More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming platforms this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we need any more…

BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams
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BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Electronic Arts, the publisher that brought you such classics as “let’s cancel a bunch…

War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome
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War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like President George W. Bush’s decision to surge…

Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American
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Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who’s putting the brakes on the Department of Homeland…

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