Blanche Drops Trump’s Petty Roadblock Because That’s What Adults Do
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest development in the saga of Donald Trump’s…
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Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump’s nominee for attorney general, Todd Blanche, has decided…
Pentagon Seeks Innovative Ways to Annoy Iran
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and folks, it’s a real doozy.…
Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the box office numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Lita Ford, the queen of ’80s hard rock, is…
Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…
Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the drama unfolding in Ohio, where GOP Sen. Bernie Moreno is calling…
Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…
Government Casually Brushes Against Your Rights Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a left-wing activist, Sam Tunick, was stopped by Border…
Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…