Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously heavy stuff? 🤯 ILLUMISHADE just dropped their new single “Heatwave” and…
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…
Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 SLIPKNOT is working on new music, and I can…
RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…
AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do
Oh boy, it’s happening. The legendary hard rockers AC/DC have embarked on the 2026 North American leg of their “Power…
Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…
Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-filled, face-melting, and potentially soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’m about to drop…
Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly
Break out the party hats and oversized novelty sunglasses, folks, because UGLY KID JOE is back with a new album…
Scientists Confirm Every Band Thinks Their New Album Is Their Heaviest Yet
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #005 After reviewing more than 53,000 interviews with musicians spanning five decades, the Jackal Research Division…