Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…
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Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…
ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…
Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again
Oh boy, are you ready for some face-melting guitar riffs and football?! 🤯 Nita Strauss is back to shred at…
EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…
because you clearly needed more edgy metal bands in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Rising Insane just dropped their new album “DEATHRACE” and it’s a…
Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…
Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT, the…
Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 Municipal Waste is working on a new record! 🎸…