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Tag: Riot Fest

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Morrissey To Open For Tool At Riot Fest 2026
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Morrissey To Open For Tool At Riot Fest 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Riot Fest’s 2026 lineup was already batshit crazy, but wait until you see it broken down in its daily schedule…

Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top
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Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

After announcing that he’ll be playing Riot Fest in September, 95-year-old William Shatner has unveiled an outrageous list of rider…

Shatner Rocks Riot Fest with Metal Band at 95
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Shatner Rocks Riot Fest with Metal Band at 95

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

William Shatner is going where no 95-year-old man has gone before. The legendary Star Trek actor is playing Chicago’s Riot…

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