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KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs
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KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s been a wild ride, folks, but KONAMI is finally back in the game, and by game, I mean the…

Roblox under scrutiny for allegedly prioritizing profits over kid safety again
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Roblox under scrutiny for allegedly prioritizing profits over kid safety again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

It looks like Roblox Corporation is in hot water, and for once, it’s not because of a poorly timed microtransaction…

Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
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Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…

Discord Digs a Deeper Hole Trying to Explain Why They Need to Spy on Your Age — Fans Still Screaming “No Thanks!”
Discord's New Age Verification Plan Is About As Popular As A Tax Audit At A Clown Convention
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Discord Digs a Deeper Hole Trying to Explain Why They Need to Spy on Your Age — Fans Still Screaming “No Thanks!”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Discord, the app that somehow manages to be both the lifeblood of online communities and the digital equivalent of a…

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