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Tag: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
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Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…

TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again
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TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of Rage Against the…

Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
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Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…

KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
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KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…

Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow
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Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously nostalgic and potentially depressing news? 🤯 Because Kim Thayil, the legendary…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…

SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals
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SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some bittersweet news? 🤯 SOUNDGARDEN is working on a new album featuring unreleased…

Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
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Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…

Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway
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Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

After years of being snubbed, Iron Maiden were finally announced as a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee earlier…

Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records
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Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic greatness? 🤯 I just got my hands on the video of…

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