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Tag: Rock Legends

Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…

Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
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Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…

Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
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Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…

LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch
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LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, rock music is dead… again 🙄. Original FOREIGNER singer Lou Gramm has weighed in on the whole “rock…

Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
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Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

OMG, you guys, BLACK VEIL BRIDES is finally going to release new music soon! 🤩 I mean, it’s not like…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…

RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
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RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…

Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
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Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…

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