Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in – they’re actually playing all the hits! I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same old songs for the millionth time, right? 😜 The Canadian rock legends performed their entire setlist at the Xfinity Mobile Arena in Philadelphia on August 21, and fan-filmed videos of the concert are now available for your viewing pleasure. Because, you know, you haven’t seen “Tom Sawyer” live enough times already. 🙄
The setlist was a real trip down memory lane, featuring classics like “Xanadu”, “The Spirit Of Radio”, and “Subdivisions”. I mean, it’s not like they’re trying to appeal to their old fanbase or anything… 🙃 The band even threw in some tributes to their late drummer Neil Peart, because who doesn’t love a good tribute? 🙏
The “Fifty Something” Tour: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough RUSH in the 80s
The “Fifty Something” tour, which kicked off in June, has been a wild ride, with the band playing to sold-out crowds and receiving rave reviews. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of old dudes play their greatest hits? 🤷♂️ It’s not like they’re just cashing in on their legacy or anything… 🤑 The tour has been a huge success, with over half a million tickets sold for 2026 alone. Because, apparently, people still care about RUSH. Who knew? 🤔
In a recent interview, Alex Lifeson gushed about the response to the tour, saying, “We thought that coming back after 11 years, being away, there were a lot of RUSH fans that were maybe unhappy with the way things sort of ended, and never thought they’d see us again. And then we started the tour, and the response has been — you go online and it’s crazy. People are so excited and so happy.” Yeah, because nothing says “crazy” like a bunch of middle-aged men playing the same songs they’ve been playing for decades. 😂
Rehearsing with the New Lineup: A Recipe for Disaster?
Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson have been working with new drummer Anika Nilles and keyboardist Loren Gold to get the band’s complicated songs just right. I mean, it’s not like they’re trying to replace Neil Peart or anything… 🙅♂️ According to Geddy, the rehearsal process was “intense and years in the making”. Yeah, because it takes a lot of work to perfect those 10-minute drum solos. 🤣 Anika had to learn 43 songs in the course of a year, which is no easy feat. But hey, at least she’s got the math skills to break down those complicated time signatures. 🤓
The band’s setlist for the “Fifty Something” tour is a veritable greatest hits collection, featuring over 40 RUSH classics. Because, why bother with new music when you can just play the same old stuff? 🤷♂️ The tour has been a huge success, with fans flocking to see the band play all their favorite songs. And who can blame them? I mean, who doesn’t love a good dose of nostalgia? 🎉
So, if you’re feeling nostalgic for the good old days of rock music, be sure to catch RUSH on their “Fifty Something” tour. Just don’t expect any new music – they’re sticking to the classics. 🙃 And who knows, you might even get to see them play “Tom Sawyer” live for the millionth time. 🎸🎶

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
