Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…
Tag: Rock music
Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…
Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…
Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…
Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans
OMG, you guys! 🤯 Anika Nilles is playing drums for RUSH’s 2026 and 2027 tours! I mean, I’m not surprised…
Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Alex Skolnick, the…
Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales
Oh boy, are you ready for some seriously old-school punk rock nostalgia? 🤯 The Ramones are turning 50, and to…
Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…
TESLA too lazy to make new music
OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…