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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…
Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…
Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…
Why Every Band Announces A Farewell Tour And Never Leaves
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #001 Scientists Confirm Retirement In Rock Music Is Merely A Suggestion After decades of painstaking research,…
OZZY OSBOURNE’s Super Gross Throne That He Probably Peed On A Few Times To Be Glorified At Birmingham Museum & Art Gallery Like It’s A Real Historical Artifact Or Something
The throne, which was last seen at the “Back To The Beginning” concert, will be on display from Wednesday, July…
BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🤣. The latest track from their upcoming…
Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…
Oh Great Another Has Been Band Releases a Single from Their Desperate Attempt at Relevance Before They Fade into Obscurity with Their Final Studio Album Boom Bang Goodbye called Wait
In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…
ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It
Breaking news: Sam Carter from ARCHITECTS is basically the coolest guy ever, and we’re all just jealous of his awesome…